If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than...

If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Freddy mercury at an orgy
Tonebloke | 25/01/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fart
Solomon Grundy | 28/07/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Tim Romble wearing his favourite bumming hat
Provokativ69 | 29/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a fart in an elevator
nickjkelly | 08/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a deranged scorpion on meth
bsg1 | 11/04/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.
Man with no arms | 19/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Your mothers pussy
Rick | 30/08/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than My wrinkly nan sniffing ket in a mental hospital
Joe | 07/10/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than AIDS
AIDS man | 15/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Donald Trump's uncontrollable sexual appetite
Milly Rawles | 08/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Maddie
Cow | 26/11/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than my victims.
ceeg | 21/11/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than the oscar curse
JJ | 21/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Adam Sandler's career.
DuckBoi | 29/08/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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