Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Freddy mercury at an orgy

Tonebloke | 25/01/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fart

Solomon Grundy | 28/07/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Tim Romble wearing his favourite bumming hat

Provokativ69 | 29/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a fart in an elevator

nickjkelly | 08/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a deranged scorpion on meth

bsg1 | 11/04/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.

Man with no arms | 19/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than My wrinkly nan sniffing ket in a mental hospital

Joe | 07/10/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than AIDS

AIDS man | 15/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Your mothers pussy

Rick | 30/08/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Donald Trump's uncontrollable sexual appetite

Milly Rawles | 08/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Maddie

Cow | 26/11/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than my victims.

ceeg | 21/11/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than the oscar curse

JJ | 21/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Adam Sandler's career.

DuckBoi | 29/08/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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