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After the nuclear war, he looked like a tranny's gash.

Arubaito Macht Frei | 23/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88

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After the nuclear war, he looked like a kid after a sandpaper slip'n'slide

gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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After the nuclear war, he looked like Mark Zuckerburg after a day in the sun

JourneyKid | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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After the nuclear war, he looked like Joe Biden tripping up stairs.

Hunter Biden | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

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After the nuclear war, he looked like Human biltong and smelt like a turd wrapped in burnt hair.

PapaTee | 17/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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After the nuclear war, he looked like Crap

Mark | 05/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22

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After the nuclear war, he looked like Double fucked swiss cheese

T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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After the nuclear war, he looked like a live cockroach

Bestile | 28/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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