I’m about as happy as...

I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as a icecream in a freezer
Hunter | 20/04/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet
Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I’m about as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
me | 06/03/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as Lucy
Alberto | 05/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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