Top 10 by Noel Pattern

Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Coke turd flushed in a 5am raid
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like Smurfs blue waffle back pussy
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
These puff pastry parcels are Discriminatory if there only for puffs
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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If I masturbated any more I could finish my stippled ceiling affect
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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When engaged in hand to hand combat there's nothing more humiliating than Getting caught changing one hand to the other when beating the meat
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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OnlyFans banning porn is like Banning alter boys balls in the bishops back pussy
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 97
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your nose is going to bleed brains
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like Flatter than full time Jehovah Witnesses nose
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52