Top 10 by Bob

A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out there was a third ingredient and it was HATE
Bob | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 120
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm incapalbe fo evn teh simlpest fo tskas
Bob | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd burst right out of this gimp suit.
Bob | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 111
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost got kicked out that funeral
Bob | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
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My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy lay
Bob | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Where did you meet her? She looks like she could suck a basketball through a tennis racket
Bob | 05/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like Mr. Freddy the punishment wrench is coming out again
Bob | 26/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 99
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Bush trying to point out Iraq on an inflatable globe with his toy rocket ship
Bob | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 99
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if every Half Time entertainment was delivered by Gordon Brown
Bob | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time I rode to work on my pink unicorn
Bob | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83
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