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Top 10 by Quadraspaz
That bang was so loud I thought I'd hit that child at 40, but thankfully it was only 30 so there's an 80% chance they will live
Quadraspaz
| 13/04/2011 |
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91
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland
Quadraspaz
| 02/04/2011 |
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78
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Where did you meet her? She looks like the girl from "German Scat Whores III"
Quadraspaz
| 05/04/2011 |
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78
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than the Ultimate Warrior after he's charged himself up by shaking the ring ropes
Quadraspaz
| 16/04/2011 |
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74
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If Paris is the city of love then Hull is the city of love (between brothers and sisters, fathers and daughters etc)
Quadraspaz
| 15/04/2011 |
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73
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My youth is disappearing so fast it won't be long till Justin Bieber is played on Classic FM
Quadraspaz
| 11/05/2011 |
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72
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a camel's piss puddle
Quadraspaz
| 12/04/2011 |
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72
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Kerry Katona at a Mensa gathering
Quadraspaz
| 23/04/2011 |
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72
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The Royal Wedding would be infinitely more interesting if the live coverage went right through to the "wedding night" and they added a funky 70's porn groove as the soundtrack
Quadraspaz
| 19/04/2011 |
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67
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been subjected to pictures of Susan Boyle naked
Quadraspaz
| 09/04/2011 |
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66
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