Top 10 by Lang1702

That drunken text was a worse idea than hiding Shannon Matthews in a bed
Lang1702 | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 174
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That drunken text was a worse idea than Cora Berger's latest boob augmentation
Lang1702 | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 168
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as one of Bill Gate's nostril hairs
Lang1702 | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 154
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like somebody vomited in a bucket, left it for a few days, baked it in a turd case and served to be with a sprig of parsley
Lang1702 | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 146
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Elias Koteas at the scene of an accident
Lang1702 | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 141
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the ocean floor
Lang1702 | 20/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 136
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Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than Audley Harrison reclaiming his dignity after THAT fight
Lang1702 | 26/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 134
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been employed to do the voice of Ned Flanders
Lang1702 | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 126
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Ralph Wiggums night light
Lang1702 | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a Chihuahua making sweet sweet love to an Alsation
Lang1702 | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
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