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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
Faroutman
| 25/01/2011 |
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost certainly think you stole it from someone funnier than you.
Faroutman
| 03/02/2011 |
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123
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were lactose intolerant, a diabetic, and had a wheat allergy.
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| 10/04/2011 |
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than that time I got asked how many cocks I could fit in my mouth and replied " garglefhhthgargle".
Faroutman
| 31/03/2011 |
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than ...hang on...could you repeat the question please?
Faroutman
| 27/01/2011 |
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an average american who just walked up the stairs
Faroutman
| 01/04/2011 |
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If I ate a dolphin I would be more powerful than Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
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| 16/04/2011 |
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like "get out the way I'm trying to look at your mate"
Faroutman
| 24/01/2011 |
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than that time I couldn't get the square peg through the round hole...
Faroutman
| 09/02/2011 |
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Einstein, but look more intelligent than the guy who comes second...
Faroutman
| 27/01/2011 |
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