Top 10 by Poostache

Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...
Poostache | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 201
If Paris is the city of love then Hull is an alleyway bukake session with your mum...
Poostache | 15/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 147
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than George Dubya Bush misunderarticulating one of his own Bushism's....
Poostache | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 141
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather practice mooking with your great grandmother...
Poostache | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 126
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....
Poostache | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
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When I first gazed into your eyes it was like my oculophilia had reached dizzying new heights.
Poostache | 24/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
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Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than Sian Massey understanding the offside rule...
Poostache | 26/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 114
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than a no armed gypsy watching a £2 coin roll down a hill..
Poostache | 09/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 106
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being a 30 year old virgin in a free bar on the last day of a Club 18-30 holiday.
Poostache | 09/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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This box of freshly picked apples is like telling the doctor to 'go effing screw yourself'...
Poostache | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91