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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than waking up to the tender spooning and gentle whispers of my drunk dad..
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| 21/04/2011 |
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That bang was so loud I thought I'd probably broken her jaw...teach her to burn dinner...
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| 13/04/2011 |
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a giant, unloved, lump of swiss cheese
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| 16/05/2011 |
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91
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time me & my friend were play wrestling & we accidently made eye contact... & then I accidently bummed him...
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| 31/03/2011 |
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78
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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like I've been violently skullfucked by a rather well endowed snowman
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| 25/05/2011 |
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77
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an orgy at weightwatchers. In a sauna.
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| 01/04/2011 |
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76
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as a puddle on the sun
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| 12/04/2011 |
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72
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This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than a 1 legged giraffe trying to stand on marbles
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| 30/03/2011 |
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67
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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than the kid who had 3 shiny Charizards at school
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| 04/04/2011 |
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66
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Where did you meet her? She looks like my mate Brian.. who I haven't actually seen since that 'operation' he mentioned...
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| 05/04/2011 |
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