Top 10 by cpw

I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accident
cpw | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Charlie Sheen craves attention
cpw | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...
cpw | 31/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclave
cpw | 04/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than a muslim that just ate a bacon butty and washed it down with a smooth pint
cpw | 15/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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This jazz is smoother than a shorn, well talced nutsack feels between your thighs
cpw | 21/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive balls
cpw | 22/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a cheap pork sausage
cpw | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and Chyna
cpw | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I was an NHS doctor preparing for the mass Swine Flu epidemic
cpw | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55