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I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accident
cpw
| 11/03/2011 |
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83
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Charlie Sheen craves attention
cpw
| 18/03/2011 |
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82
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...
cpw
| 31/03/2011 |
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If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclave
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| 04/04/2011 |
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73
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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than a muslim that just ate a bacon butty and washed it down with a smooth pint
cpw
| 15/03/2011 |
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69
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This jazz is smoother than a shorn, well talced nutsack feels between your thighs
cpw
| 21/03/2011 |
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67
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive balls
cpw
| 22/03/2011 |
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66
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a cheap pork sausage
cpw
| 25/03/2011 |
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64
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and Chyna
cpw
| 13/03/2011 |
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60
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I was an NHS doctor preparing for the mass Swine Flu epidemic
cpw
| 27/03/2011 |
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55
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