Top 10 by Cloud

Getting dressed in the dark is more of a struggle than trying to win random encounters when that b*tch Yuffie has nicked all your materia
Cloud | 06/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from Leviathan
Cloud | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather breed chocobos.
Cloud | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 85
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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was when Aeris caught me in a 3 way with Tifa and Yuffie
Cloud | 15/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
5
I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myself
Cloud | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
6
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than when some random conversation choices forced me into a date with Barrett
Cloud | 09/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
7
My hangover is so bad I feel like I just got hit by Doomtrain
Cloud | 12/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
8
He's got the dress sense of a turk lol
Cloud | 27/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
9
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materia
Cloud | 08/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
10
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsils
Cloud | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60