Top 10 by anon

Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dump
anon | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 100
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBS
anon | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Rik waller with chicken pox
anon | 08/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with a ginger
anon | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
5
I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautiful
anon | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
6
Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advert
anon | 05/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
7
You want me to do what? I'd have more luck convincing the pope that little boys arn't attractive
anon | 06/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
8
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed.
anon | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
9
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Stephen Hawkings
anon | 22/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a ginger
anon | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52