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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dump
anon
| 04/02/2011 |
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You want me to do what? I'd have more luck convincing the pope that little boys arn't attractive
anon
| 06/04/2011 |
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91
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This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBS
anon
| 21/01/2011 |
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69
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When I was a teenager I had more spots than Rik waller with chicken pox
anon
| 08/03/2011 |
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I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautiful
anon
| 11/03/2011 |
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with a ginger
anon
| 16/02/2011 |
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Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advert
anon
| 05/04/2011 |
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed.
anon
| 10/04/2011 |
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It's the weekend and I'm randier than Stephen Hawkings
anon
| 22/01/2011 |
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a ginger
anon
| 27/03/2011 |
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