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Top 10 by Elvin
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the biggest mistake of my life coming back to haunt me
Elvin
| 24/01/2011 |
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather Jump out of a plane without a parachute than attend your party.
Elvin
| 16/02/2011 |
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62
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My phone is so outdated it could be used as a building block for a house
Elvin
| 07/03/2011 |
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60
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That bang was so loud I thought my cat had knocked a frying pan onto the floor. Turns out it was Buncefield exploding. True story.
Elvin
| 13/04/2011 |
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60
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my cat jumping on me, trying to eat my toes
Elvin
| 21/04/2011 |
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60
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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a bicycle with no brakes going down Bathwick hill
Elvin
| 20/01/2011 |
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55
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Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than an autistic gorilla in an office
Elvin
| 26/01/2011 |
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55
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This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than a one armed zombie with no brain left
Elvin
| 30/03/2011 |
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52
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to have the right weather for a BBQ in England
Elvin
| 31/01/2011 |
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48
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost hit my head on the desk, broke it, and then headbutted the floor
Elvin
| 03/02/2011 |
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45
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