Top 10 by kevinbors

That bang was so loud I thought my intestines couldn't handle the Krakatoa like pressures. Note to self: No more 'Indian Chicken Curry'...
kevinbors | 13/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 116
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.
kevinbors | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 111
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.
kevinbors | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!
kevinbors | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66