Top 10 by matt558
That model is so hot I would use her poo for toothpaste.
Is it me or does that look weirder than Michael Jacksons face after a house fire.
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a piss
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors.
That guy has the dancing abilities of a leper after taking LSD
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.