Top 10 by matt558

That model is so hot I would use her poo for toothpaste.
matt558 | 28/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 136
Is it me or does that look weirder than Michael Jacksons face after a house fire.
matt558 | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 103
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a piss
matt558 | 31/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors.
matt558 | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83
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That guy has the dancing abilities of a leper after taking LSD
matt558 | 01/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.
matt558 | 12/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 46