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Top 10 by Hoggy
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of using that expired condom you keep in your wallet 'just incase'
Hoggy
| 23/02/2011 |
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If I don't stop drinking whisky my liver will look like im staging a re-enactment of the rectum of 1 guy 1 cup.
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| 18/04/2011 |
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That drunken text was a worse idea than going swimming with Michael Barrymore.
Hoggy
| 23/01/2011 |
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My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!
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| 07/03/2011 |
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as when i turned up at veterans day as Hitler, complete with finger 'tash
Hoggy
| 23/04/2011 |
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.
Hoggy
| 04/02/2011 |
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78
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Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than When the mistake from the night before tries to slip a digit up my arse
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| 21/04/2011 |
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I care as much about you as I do about a cold beer on a hot day. Perfect in moderation, but overdo it and your in the shit the next day
Hoggy
| 26/04/2011 |
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Life through Charlie Sheen's eyes must be loonier than Space Jam, part deux.
Hoggy
| 28/03/2011 |
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Nicholas Cage's film career is like a combination of Lady Gaga and a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Terrible, mad, and yet slightly amusing.
Hoggy
| 17/04/2011 |
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