Top 10 by Rowan
That joke made me laugh so hard I almost had to suffocate a kitten to restore my equilibrium
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacally
When the probe was inserted I felt as if Rupert Murdoch thought I was a new Sky 'journalist'
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd grow themselves a beards, wear lumberjack shirts and fight crime
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than a cojoined twin with a homosexual, S&M loving brother
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Andy Gray facing Germaine Greer in a live, televised debate. With microphones.
That model is so hot I would LOVE to paint her
That guy has the dancing abilities of a any white person?
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an England defence in a world cup
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd be able to type sentences properly