Top 10 by Rowan

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost had to suffocate a kitten to restore my equilibrium
Rowan | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 175
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacally
Rowan | 17/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
When the probe was inserted I felt as if Rupert Murdoch thought I was a new Sky 'journalist'
Rowan | 07/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
4
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd grow themselves a beards, wear lumberjack shirts and fight crime
Rowan | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
5
Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card and now I'm in more trouble than a cojoined twin with a homosexual, S&M loving brother
Rowan | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
6
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Andy Gray facing Germaine Greer in a live, televised debate. With microphones.
Rowan | 27/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
7
That model is so hot I would LOVE to paint her
Rowan | 01/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
8
That guy has the dancing abilities of a any white person?
Rowan | 01/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
9
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like an England defence in a world cup
Rowan | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
10
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd be able to type sentences properly
Rowan | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33