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What the deuce? That's more revolting than that time I asked for 'The Works' in a Vietnamese brothel
Alias
| 18/05/2011 |
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You want me to do what? I'd have more luck planning anything worthwhile after 2012
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| 06/04/2011 |
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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like having your wife leave you for a paraplegic midget with down syndrome
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| 15/06/2011 |
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more nervous than a whore in church.
Alias
| 17/03/2011 |
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She looked at me like I'd just asked if we could try some anal brutality tonight, to spice things up a bit
Alias
| 28/05/2011 |
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33
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Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my brain is colder than a penguin's piss flaps
Alias
| 25/05/2011 |
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32
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I successfully Spidermanned you and then broke up with you mid hero pose
Alias
| 31/05/2011 |
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Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the guy that owes me £40 for that hooker I bought him that one time, mary something
Alias
| 03/06/2011 |
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I need a piss so badly I could unleash my entire bladder into your relaxing bath and not give a fuck
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| 17/06/2011 |
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This movie contains more adult themes than a box of freshly picked apples
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| 16/06/2011 |
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