Top 10 by JVQ
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Roger Rabbit, on a banana skin, pushing Baby Herman's pram down the appartment steps in Toontown
Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe performance was typical and therefore bound to offend most A-listers who are far used to being universally 'adored'
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a lovely fluffy cloud, gently soaking up the pee and associated toxic substances from your bum!
I play World of Warcraft so much I have PTSD