Top 10 by arbitraryducksauce

Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a midlife crises 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like this sauce from this duck I once knew. 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like they were brewed by Helen Keller
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a kesha song...cheap n slutty n full of seamen.
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like sweet sweet rainbow juice exploded in my mouth n gave birth to a sexy sexy mermaid no wait that's tropical skittles nvm
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a good ol fashioned afternoon palate rape.
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like like an abortion on valentines day (aw, honey, you shouldn't have)
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a sweet sunday stroll through a maze of leoprachans trying to eat their own pubic hair
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a bottle of future antidepressants 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like did you just jerk off into a can n bringing it to a festival
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26