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I'm so short sighted I thought this was my google search bar.

EddieB | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I'm so short sighted I can see the bacteria on the front of my eyeballs

Morris | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I'm so short sighted I need a laser pointer to find the hole

Poop | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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4

I'm so short sighted I have to buy my newspapers in billboard-sheet

Hans Moleman | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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5

I'm so short sighted I Cant see if my eyes are open

Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I'm so short sighted I...