The first time I discovered porn it was like...

The first time I discovered porn it was like the world's stickiest fire extinguisher
Gadzooks | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
The first time I discovered porn it was like tiny electric rainbows springing forth from a well of despair
gemma | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
The first time I discovered porn it was like the crescendo to Nessun Dorma in my nutsack
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The first time I discovered porn it was like warm yoghurt from a Super Soaker for 8 days straight
Dork | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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The first time I discovered porn it was like
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