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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'm at risk of developing a severe allergy to kryptonite

Gadzooks | 26/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more my sperm will come out wearing capes

Bobdoon | 26/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll turn into Johnny Robinson

Jack Mehoff | 26/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll become the queen of watermelons and run off to Mexico with a satsuma

Honor | 26/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll be able to fart a rainbow like Nyan Cat

Seymour Snatch | 27/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more my stomach will look like the inside of Skittles packet

boss | 26/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more I'll be able to double the Earth's greenhouse gas emmissions with a single fart

Squeegasm | 27/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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I've eaten so much super fruit, if I have any more...