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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be shitting teeth

glib | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 121

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I'm going to punch you so hard Mitt Romney would want you to have Obamacare.

Junior | 01/10/2012 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 107

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I'm going to punch you so hard you wont be able to drop a load

hanny ben | 17/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard your sniffer falls off

benny hanna | 16/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard it will alter your DNA.

OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard your grandkids will have black eyes.

Amol | 24/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wish i'd kicked you

Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63

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I'm going to punch you so hard your head will spin like the Exorcist and look like the Grudge on crack.

Diane | 30/11/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I'm going to punch you so hard you will be genuinely eligible for missold PPI compensation

@simplelampoon | 10/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49

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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be the world's first human polo

blob | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49

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I'm going to punch you so hard your face will look like a beanbag

raffle | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I'm going to punch you so hard...

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