I'm going to punch you so hard...

I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be shitting teeth
glib | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 238
I'm going to punch you so hard your grandkids will have black eyes.
Amol | 24/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 175
I'm going to punch you so hard Mitt Romney would want you to have Obamacare.
Junior | 01/10/2012 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 167
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I'm going to punch you so hard that not even google will be able to find you
Bestjokemaker | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 143
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll have to shove a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth
CozyMarrow | 13/12/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 125
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I'm going to punch you so hard That when you wake up you’re clothes will be back in fashion
Jimbo | 03/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 123
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your herse will have to be a limo
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your dentist will get fed up with looking at your arsehole
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 99
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I'm going to punch you so hard Snapchat will use your busted face as a filter
GroundZ_troll | 05/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 97
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I'm going to punch you so hard that not even Jesus will want you
Boisss | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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I'm going to punch you so hard That when you fart you'll whistle
Sala | 05/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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I'm going to punch you so hard that when you stand back up again, you'll be 2 feet shorter!
Alfie | 06/06/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your kids will come out shaking.
T | 02/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your arsehole would stutter when you try and take a shit
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up apologizing to strangers
BlisteredThumb | 09/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I'm going to punch you so hard that Snapchat and Instagram filters don’t even identify you as human
Madelyn | 20/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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I'm going to punch you so hard it will alter your DNA.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.
Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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I'm going to punch you so hard Even if i missed the breeze would knock you over
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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I'm going to punch you so hard That fix it Felix would not be able to fix you
Jalon | 07/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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I'm going to punch you so hard your head will spin like the Exorcist and look like the Grudge on crack.
Diane | 30/11/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wish i'd kicked you
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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I'm going to punch you so hard Even your parents won't recognize you👊😂
Khin | 25/01/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll lose weight
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I'm going to punch you so hard Im going to punch you so hard I’ll knock a chromosome out you and give you u Down syndrome
Harvo Washington | 26/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be the world's first human polo
blob | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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I'm going to punch you so hard I’m going to punch you so hard that when you wake up you’ll look like a potato with autism
Shadow | 25/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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I'm going to punch you so hard Jesus will forget his last name
Chase brewer | 07/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will taste the color 94
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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I'm going to punch you so hard that you’ll wake up smelling colors
:) | 30/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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I'm going to punch you so hard that kobe bryant will come back alive
STAR_BOI | 26/09/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm going to punch you so hard You will get your own toilet
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm going to punch you so hard you will be genuinely eligible for missold PPI compensation
@simplelampoon | 10/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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I'm going to punch you so hard your face will look like a beanbag
raffle | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I'm going to punch you so hard It will straighten your teeth.
T | 02/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I'm going to punch you so hard And so fast, you'll think your surrounded
Tbmac | 28/12/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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I'm going to punch you so hard I'll feel bad and say sorry
Sala | 05/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you wont be known as black but the black and blue
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll rememer your birth
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I'm going to punch you so hard your mom won't even recognize you.
Feli | 07/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I'm going to punch you so hard Your nose is going to bleed brains
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up speaking ancient Lemurian
General Hate | 17/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I'm going to punch you so hard That I'll flod you clothes while you're still in 'em
Dshiznit | 10/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I'm going to punch you so hard you wont be able to drop a load
hanny ben | 17/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
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I'm going to punch you so hard Between your shoulder blades the back of your hands will clap
Brian Chamblin | 27/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
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I'm going to punch you so hard Homer Simpson
The Simpson | 23/08/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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I'm going to punch you so hard your sniffer falls off
benny hanna | 16/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you fall into a coma
Jesusfan | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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I'm going to punch you so hard That all the shit would come out your mouth
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 15
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I'm going to punch you so hard That your head will spin as long as you live
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 15
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I'm going to punch you so hard That you would be able to see far into space
Whatsupppeople | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 15
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I'm going to punch you so hard You dick will fall of
Ronnie | 23/10/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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I'm going to punch you so hard To kill you
Aanni | 05/03/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12
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I'm going to punch you so hard that you will not breathe
dfvfwf | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 11
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I'm going to punch you so hard Homer Simpson
The Simpson | 23/08/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 9
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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender
Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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