Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be shitting teeth

glib | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 270

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I'm going to punch you so hard your grandkids will have black eyes.

Amol | 24/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 205

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I'm going to punch you so hard Mitt Romney would want you to have Obamacare.

Junior | 01/10/2012 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 173

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll have to shove a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth

CozyMarrow | 13/12/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 155

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I'm going to punch you so hard that not even google will be able to find you

Bestjokemaker | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 153

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I'm going to punch you so hard That when you wake up you’re clothes will be back in fashion

Jimbo | 03/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 133

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I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp

David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 123

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your dentist will get fed up with looking at your arsehole

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 111

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I'm going to punch you so hard Even if i missed the breeze would knock you over

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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I'm going to punch you so hard That when you fart you'll whistle

Sala | 05/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105

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I'm going to punch you so hard Snapchat will use your busted face as a filter

GroundZ_troll | 05/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard you're kids will be born dizzy.

Elmo Greenfield | 11/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard your ears will slap together on the back of your head

Elmo Greenfield | 11/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard that your glasses will be compressed into contact lenses

the_one | 23/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up apologizing to strangers

BlisteredThumb | 09/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98

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I'm going to punch you so hard that when you stand back up again, you'll be 2 feet shorter!

Alfie | 06/06/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your arsehole would stutter when you try and take a shit

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93

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I'm going to punch you so hard that not even Jesus will want you

Boisss | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your herse will have to be a limo

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways

Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86

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I'm going to punch you so hard it will alter your DNA.

OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 85

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your kids will come out shaking.

T | 02/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.

Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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I'm going to punch you so hard that Snapchat and Instagram filters don’t even identify you as human

Madelyn | 20/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wish i'd kicked you

Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76

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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll lose weight

unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75

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I'm going to punch you so hard Even your parents won't recognize you👊😂

Khin | 25/01/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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I'm going to punch you so hard That fix it Felix would not be able to fix you

Jalon | 07/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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I'm going to punch you so hard your head will spin like the Exorcist and look like the Grudge on crack.

Diane | 30/11/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you

David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender

Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I'm going to punch you so hard Im going to punch you so hard I’ll knock a chromosome out you and give you u Down syndrome

Harvo Washington | 26/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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I'm going to punch you so hard I’m going to punch you so hard that when you wake up you’ll look like a potato with autism

Shadow | 25/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be the world's first human polo

blob | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63

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I'm going to punch you so hard It will straighten your teeth.

T | 02/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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I'm going to punch you so hard You will get your own toilet

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56

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I'm going to punch you so hard your face will look like a beanbag

raffle | 09/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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I'm going to punch you so hard Jesus will forget his last name

Chase brewer | 07/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake

Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake

Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard your mom won't even recognize you.

Feli | 07/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll be seeing stars, comets, meteors, and asteroids all at once

Hugh Jass | 16/05/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I'm going to punch you so hard You dick will fall of

Ronnie | 23/10/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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I'm going to punch you so hard you will be genuinely eligible for missold PPI compensation

@simplelampoon | 10/09/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50

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I'm going to punch you so hard And so fast, you'll think your surrounded

Tbmac | 28/12/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will taste the color 94

Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll rememer your birth

unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways

Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I'm going to punch you so hard Between your shoulder blades the back of your hands will clap

Brian Chamblin | 27/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you wont be known as black but the black and blue

Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your nose is going to bleed brains

Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I'm going to punch you so hard I'll feel bad and say sorry

Sala | 05/09/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I'm going to punch you so hard that kobe bryant will come back alive

STAR_BOI | 26/09/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I'm going to punch you so hard that you’ll wake up smelling colors

:) | 30/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I'm going to punch you so hard you wont be able to drop a load

hanny ben | 17/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31

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I'm going to punch you so hard That all the shit would come out your mouth

Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I'm going to punch you so hard That your head will spin as long as you live

Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 28

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I'm going to punch you so hard your sniffer falls off

benny hanna | 16/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 28

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I'm going to punch you so hard that you will not breathe

dfvfwf | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up speaking ancient Lemurian

General Hate | 17/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22

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I'm going to punch you so hard Homer Simpson

The Simpson | 23/08/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 21

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you would be able to see far into space

Whatsupppeople | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 21

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I'm going to punch you so hard That I'll flod you clothes while you're still in 'em

Dshiznit | 10/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 20

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I'm going to punch you so hard That you fall into a coma

Jesusfan | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 20

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I'm going to punch you so hard To kill you

Aanni | 05/03/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 10

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I'm going to punch you so hard Homer Simpson

The Simpson | 23/08/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 7

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I'm going to punch you so hard It'll knock you into the middle of next week

Jeffrey Brown | 03/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll regret your existence

Shrubs | 08/02/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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