Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like...

Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a midlife crises 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it was drank by pregnant whore and pissed out of her bastard child and leaked out her belly button
Chase of Base | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like if water could go bad.
FuriousStatic | 08/05/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like sweet sweet rainbow juice exploded in my mouth n gave birth to a sexy sexy mermaid no wait that's tropical skittles nvm
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like this sauce from this duck I once knew. 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a good ol fashioned afternoon palate rape.
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like macaulay culkin pissed (sitting down) into a can of his own feces mixed with ball sweat
chaze | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a kesha song...cheap n slutty n full of seamen.
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like they were brewed by Helen Keller
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it's been filtered through a tramp's sock
Oink | 19/12/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like the ash of failure
jimmy | 01/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like it's pumped via the slums of Mozambique
glob | 19/12/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like like an abortion on valentines day (aw, honey, you shouldn't have)
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a sweet sunday stroll through a maze of leoprachans trying to eat their own pubic hair
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a bottle of future antidepressants 
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like did you just jerk off into a can n bringing it to a festival
arbitraryducksauce | 15/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like high-quality finely aged horse piss.
Sir James | 26/06/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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