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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of a house fly trying to find an open window

Lang1702 | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of everyone sat in the house of commons.

Faroutman | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of Wayne Rooney after a frontal lobotomy

gary | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of an 80 year old with a pilot's license

blob | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of a Manchester chav called Bozzer

Gimp159 | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of . . no wait, . . you just have to be a prick

herbert the pervert | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of Armenia's only blind dumb and deaf bomb disposal expert

maureen | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of someone who thought a rapture was going to happen on May 21st

Run to the Hills | 26/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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To be a contestant on The Apprentice you need to have the common sense of...