Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into...

Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into broken shells of the human beings they could have been if not for you... why, dad, WHY?!
Gadzooks | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into jelly. Any flavour jelly.
Faroutman | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into deadly Plutonium
Bogeyed | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into products of misery and unreciprocated fornication
Corfu | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into Cheesy Wotsits
Turner the Worm | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into 1 carat gold plated lead
Barney | 06/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13
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Midas turns things into gold. You turn them into
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