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I need a piss so badly I could I need a piss so badly I could ... aaaaaahh

Corn | 19/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

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I need a piss so badly I could quench the thirst of 1000 third world children

omgvain | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I need a piss so badly I could unleash my entire bladder into your relaxing bath and not give a fuck

Alias | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I need a piss so badly I could blow all my money on a Chinese black market replacement bladder

Alfred | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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5

I need a piss so badly I could Pressure wash a farmers dung spreader

Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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6

I need a piss so badly I could use my bladder as a bowling ball

88ez | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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7

I need a piss so badly I could put out a forrest fire

Purple headed warrior | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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8

I need a piss so badly I could I think a 'face-hugger' is about to erupt out of my bladder.

Faroutman | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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I need a piss so badly I could...