This towel is so rough it's like...

This towel is so rough it's like falling on astroturf, naked.
savemejebus | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 131
This towel is so rough it's like the stubble you feel when your Grandma kisses you
Cunning Stunt | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
This towel is so rough it's like ticklling your balls with a cactus
Lang1702 | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
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This towel is so rough it's like It makes a drug induced hangover with Amy Winehouse seem a morning at bettys with your nan....
Tommyfletch | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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This towel is so rough it's like the stubble you feel when you eat out your grandma
with* | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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This towel is so rough it's like gargling a hedgehog
jimp | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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This towel is so rough it's like Amy Winehouse got impregnated by some sandpaper
Gadzooks | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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This towel is so rough it's like having a massage with freddie kruger
hard gay | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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This towel is so rough it's like It's like a badgers arse
Sproc | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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This towel is so rough it's like greco roman wrassling a porcupine
I do toad | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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This towel is so rough it's like wiping your arse with an electric sander
bono | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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This towel is so rough it's like
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