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This towel is so rough it's like falling on astroturf, naked.

savemejebus | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 132

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This towel is so rough it's like the stubble you feel when your Grandma kisses you

Cunning Stunt | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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This towel is so rough it's like ticklling your balls with a cactus

Lang1702 | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93

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This towel is so rough it's like It makes a drug induced hangover with Amy Winehouse seem a morning at bettys with your nan....

Tommyfletch | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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This towel is so rough it's like the stubble you feel when you eat out your grandma

with* | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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This towel is so rough it's like gargling a hedgehog

jimp | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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This towel is so rough it's like Amy Winehouse got impregnated by some sandpaper

Gadzooks | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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This towel is so rough it's like having a massage with freddie kruger

hard gay | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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This towel is so rough it's like It's like a badgers arse

Sproc | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38

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This towel is so rough it's like greco roman wrassling a porcupine

I do toad | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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This towel is so rough it's like wiping your arse with an electric sander

bono | 19/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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This towel is so rough it's like...

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