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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Thai ladyboy's back pussy

Zeugma | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 159

Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a spring that has been stretched past it's elastic limit

Nerd | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 144

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Chinese woman's shoes

badger mushroom | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a wizard's sleeve

Purple | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than Bill & Ted being late for the annual Slackers Convention.

Poostache | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a prostitute in a Brooklyn ghetto

dab | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than Katie Price's vaginal opening

Dwight Yorke | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Sharpei's face

force | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than billy bob's jaw

chocolate rain | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than grandpa's jowells

poop | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than...