Football couldn't be a duller sport if...

Football couldn't be a duller sport if they wore helmets & padding, started throwing the ball around, and took breaks every 10 mins to stuff their yank faces
hand egg | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 107
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if every Half Time entertainment was delivered by Gordon Brown
Bob | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if inbetween each of Newcastle United's vast array of unforced errors, they qutoed a 100 line soliloquy
Bob | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was played by 22 statues on a beige pitch
Gadzooks | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was a magical fairy breeding ground, sprinkled with snow drops and hugs and puppys
Gary | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was volleyball
Is this a Dave start? | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was commentated by Gordon Brown
Summer Salt | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if every game was refereed by Judith Chalmers
sonny | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if they replaced the players with politicians and the ball with a baked potato
Toadfish | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if Andy Murray played it
FIRST | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was broadcast in the middle of the day between Bargain Hunt and Heir Hunters
blob | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Football couldn't be a duller sport if the league was sponsored by Cuppa Soup and play had to be stopped for obligatory soup breaks every 25 minutes
Armand | 20/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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