It's times like this I wish I was...

It's times like this I wish I was hung like Jeremy Beadle
Small Hands | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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It's times like this I wish I was actually invisible so the screams and peeping tom arrest would go away
Bob | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's times like this I wish I was fireproof... stupid dragons...
Gadzooks | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's times like this I wish I was good at coming up with Megaphores
i like turtles | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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It's times like this I wish I was Natalie Portman's bar of soap
1337 | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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It's times like this I wish I was sat at home on the Xbox living off benefits
Scum | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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It's times like this I wish I was a Paladin instead of a crappy hunter - stupid WoW
Rojosa | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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It's times like this I wish I was Val Doonican
Hurdy Gurdy Man | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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It's times like this I wish I was an Acme employee
bib | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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It's times like this I wish I was balls deep in clunge
doon | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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It's times like this I wish I was religious
Pew | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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It's times like this I wish I was omnipotent
spaceman | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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It's times like this I wish I was
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