My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like...

My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a giant, unloved, lump of swiss cheese
generic username | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a Teletubby with a real, working antenna
Steamed Hams | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like Kerry Katona
c64girl | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like a bigger mess than a rent boy farting...
spaceman | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she's also tried to abort me by being kicked in the stomach and accidentally pushed down the stairs.
Faroutman | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like she got fisted by a tiger during pregnancy
Gadzooks | 16/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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My mother tried to abort me with a coathanger and I turned out like
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