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Well, that was more embarassing than accidentally telling Cheryl Cole she had the American X-Factor job

Lang1702 | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

Well, that was more embarassing than the time someone shouted "STOP THAT THIEF" and in my panic I powerbombed an old lady so hard her pelvis shattered

Gadzooks | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Well, that was more embarassing than the time I asked Steven Gerrard to see his Premier League medals collection

gr | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45

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Well, that was more embarassing than the time I tucked my penis between my legs and went on a date with a man

name | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45

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Well, that was more embarassing than having sex with a women when a.) she wakes up b.) her partner walks in c.) dealing with your dad that angry

s | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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Well, that was more embarassing than when Kate and Gerry left their kids all alone in a hotel.

Faroutman | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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Well, that was more embarassing than the time I enjoyed jostling slightly too much with the Austrian American Football Team

slom | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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Well, that was more embarassing than when I farted in my girlfriend's mum's mouth

blob | 01/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12

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