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My sense of smell is so good I can...

My sense of smell is so good I can Tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" from 100 paces away.

Slightly different blue | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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My sense of smell is so good I can smell an amoeba fart

i like turtles | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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My sense of smell is so good I can tell when that beat of sweat forms on your brow as you fear me.

Faroutman | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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