Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Momma always said life is like a is like a stripclub, you can go wherever you want but you'll always find a cunt

name | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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Momma always said life is like a kitten - warm and fluffy on the outside, sour and crunchy on the inside

Gadzooks | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Momma always said life is like a milkshake. Best when chilled and can go sour if things get too heated.

Faroutman | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Momma always said life is like a a box of chocolates - you have to choose the right one, and avoid the unwanted ginger

s | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33

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Momma always said life is like a soft boiled egg with buttered shoulders.

Lang1702 | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31

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Momma always said life is like a tattoo being inked into your forehead. Constant searing pain and you look worse at the end of it

Eskimo Joe | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Momma always said life is like a video game. Sometimes its awsome and sometimes it sucks

fatass | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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Momma always said life is like a plate of food; not everyone gets it.

Gregory | 25/10/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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Momma always said life is like a...