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I like my women like I like my Pokémon. Paralyzed.

Joey Parmesian | 18/07/2017 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 138

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I like my women like I like my ping pong balls - cheap, Asian and enjoy being slammed around for hours...

s | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I like my women like I like my my piss, wet and warm.

Weewee | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I like my women like I like my Final Fantasy XIII - beautiful, engaging and with a 20 hour tutorial

sammy | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I like my women like I like my bowling balls - hard, round and with room for three fingers

Bob | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I like my women like I like my football, lots of dribbling and kicking.

Faroutman | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I like my women like I like my Pokemon - loyal, cute and they can be put back in their ball on command

cobra | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I like my women like I like my TV, 42" wide.

Slob | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I like my women like I like my pigs - dirty, full bodied and always ready for a spitroast

Gadzooks | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I like my women like I like my pigeons - in great numbers and with various unspecified diseases

harry | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I like my women like I like my cappucino - strong, dark and frothing at the lips

barry | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I like my women like I like my Butter, inbred

Ben Smith | 17/02/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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I like my women like I like my...

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