I like my women like I like my...

I like my women like I like my Pokémon. Paralyzed.
Joey Parmesian | 18/07/2017 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 134
I like my women like I like my ping pong balls - cheap, Asian and enjoy being slammed around for hours...
s | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
I like my women like I like my my piss, wet and warm.
Weewee | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I like my women like I like my Final Fantasy XIII - beautiful, engaging and with a 20 hour tutorial
sammy | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I like my women like I like my bowling balls - hard, round and with room for three fingers
Bob | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I like my women like I like my Pokemon - loyal, cute and they can be put back in their ball on command
cobra | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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I like my women like I like my TV, 42" wide.
Slob | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I like my women like I like my pigs - dirty, full bodied and always ready for a spitroast
Gadzooks | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I like my women like I like my football, lots of dribbling and kicking.
Faroutman | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I like my women like I like my pigeons - in great numbers and with various unspecified diseases
harry | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I like my women like I like my cappucino - strong, dark and frothing at the lips
barry | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I like my women like I like my Butter, inbred
Ben Smith | 17/02/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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