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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like buying a Fleshlight Junior and finding that you still don't touch the sides

i like turtles | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like having your wife leave you for a paraplegic midget with down syndrome

Alias | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like the father of a heroine addict, sadist prostitute telling you you are no good for his daughter

Tyrone | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like turning up to a three way with Megan Fox and Katy Perry and not being able to get it up

Zebedee | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like being turned down for a NVQ plumbing course because your grades weren't high enough

Ghastly | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like dropping the soap in prison - it's going to hurt, bleed and leave you feeling scarred for life

Gadzooks | 15/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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