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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Jo.Murray. And. Pyull. Daddy.

Jo.Murray. | 22/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Prince Philip has of visiting a foreign country without casually insulting every aspect of the local culture

Gadzooks | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Billy Connolly does of starring in Hung

Bob | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Ronaldo does of not looking like a ball bag

glib | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a three-toed sloth does of performing an intricate tap dance

Hom1 | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as my cock growing an extra 4 inches...to 14inches

Ed | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Les Ferdinand

Peewee Herman | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a donkey licking it's elbow

Lang1702 | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a Greek does of buying a Freddo

Bob | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as I do of shaking this sexual harrassment suit. I never could pick a good secretary...

Big Roger | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a frog does of articulating his own feelings

doobleducks | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as...

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