Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as...

Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Prince Philip has of visiting a foreign country without casually insulting every aspect of the local culture
Gadzooks | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Billy Connolly does of starring in Hung
Bob | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Ronaldo does of not looking like a ball bag
glib | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a three-toed sloth does of performing an intricate tap dance
Hom1 | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as my cock growing an extra 4 inches...to 14inches
Ed | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Les Ferdinand
Peewee Herman | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a donkey licking it's elbow
Lang1702 | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a Greek does of buying a Freddo
Bob | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as I do of shaking this sexual harrassment suit. I never could pick a good secretary...
Big Roger | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as a frog does of articulating his own feelings
doobleducks | 27/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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