Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I'm so old I feel like I could make Monty Burns look like a newly born

Lang1702 | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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I'm so old I feel like a hungover Walter Breuning

Poostache | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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I'm so old I feel like my bones are made of breadsticks

Gautam | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I'm so old I feel like I'm pissing a cannonball when I go

James | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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5

I'm so old I feel like my colostomy bag need emptying

Farotman | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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6

I'm so old I feel like I have the lung capacity of a small woodland creature

Bob | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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7

I'm so old I feel like I should no longer be dating 13 year olds

ramone | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I'm so old I feel like taking a ride in my horseless carriage

Arn | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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I'm so old I feel like...