I'm so old I feel like...

I'm so old I feel like I could make Monty Burns look like a newly born
Lang1702 | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
I'm so old I feel like a hungover Walter Breuning
Poostache | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
I'm so old I feel like my bones are made of breadsticks
Gautam | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I'm so old I feel like I'm pissing a cannonball when I go
James | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm so old I feel like my colostomy bag need emptying
Farotman | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm so old I feel like I have the lung capacity of a small woodland creature
Bob | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I'm so old I feel like I should no longer be dating 13 year olds
ramone | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I'm so old I feel like taking a ride in my horseless carriage
Arn | 15/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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I'm so old I feel like
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