Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than...

Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the Fonz, driving kitt, wearing ray bans with the air-con on full whack
T Hoff | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than just being rich and making a crappy black S&M suit. Utility belt, my ass.
Peter Parker | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the following 15 secs where Parker ran around screaming "get it off me, get it off me!"
Zeugma | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than The bear from the Birds-Eye adverts
Liquid Nitrogen | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than some methods of superhero creation, but not better than having adamantium claws.
Faroutman | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the time I was under 12's school chess champion
udder | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than a fight between Luke Skywalker and Optimus Prime
omg | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Santa's breath on my neck when he chews Wriggleys Extra
Little Johnny | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than cool.... ICE COLD
Andre 3000 | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than absolute zero, proving Robert Boyle wrong
butthole surfer | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Vanilla Ice thinks he is
Possum | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Sephiroth after a blast from Shiva
Cloud | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than an ice cold beer on a scorching hot day
cerebral ballzy fan | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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