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I'm more nervous for this interview than A fart in a shitting contest

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I forgot the safe word and she pulled out a 12" black strap on

Zeugma | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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I'm more nervous for this interview than I am before a tricky shit

Bob | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I'm more nervous for this interview than a woman at a roundabout

stall | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I accidentally got a raging semi at the pool in my speedos

Bob | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I accidentally walked passed a nursery on my way to a fancy dress party dressed as Gary Glitter

My gang | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm more nervous for this interview than a Jew about to walk into a German shower facility.

Faroutman | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I'm more nervous for this interview than a dog in a Chinese restaurant

FIRST! | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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I'm more nervous for this interview than a nerve

New rone | 12/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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