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I'm so drunk, I feel like chicken tonight (well somebody had to didn't they?!)

Lang1702 | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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I'm so drunk, I feel like the top of this metal scaffolding is the perfect place to prove to everyone that I can fly

Bob | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73

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I'm so drunk, I feel like I'll do any hole tonight, mine or their's.

Faroutman | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I'm so drunk, I feel like a lightweight goldfish in a bowl of whiskey.

Slightly different blue | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I'm so drunk, I feel like I better make the most of this super model noshing me off

beer goggles bob | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I'm so drunk, I feel like my own bed would make the perfect urinal

Free ringdings | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36

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I'm so drunk, I feel like the world is set to 70% saturation, 15px Gaussian Blur, Rotate Canvas 25%

Photoshop geek | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I'm so drunk, I feel like I've eaten Ghandi's flip flops.

Faroutman | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I'm so drunk, I feel like I'm well ARD and can take on anyone

Flumpo | 08/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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I'm so drunk, I feel like...