If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as...

If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a fart in a library
blob | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 117
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as Nun in a brothel.
Father Zac | 29/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as James Bond, as he slips the Rohitnol into the unsuspecting womans drink.
Hoggy | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a flying brick
Matt | 19/12/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as the knife Prince Charles is planning on slipping between the Queen's ribs
Gadzooks | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a bloke having a wank standing on top of Nelson's column in broad daylight singing Hammertime through a megaphone!
Robert | 02/07/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an epileptic Meatloaf
dubloon | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a cactus in a nun's knickers
Chiptop | 09/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an elephant stampede in a quaint North Yorkshire hamlet
Quadraspaz | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 40
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a drunk Mr. Blobby
Screwloose | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as bad joke
fun ee | 30/07/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as an incendiary device at an oil refinery
Cynical | 26/06/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 17
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as captain obvious!!
Faroutman | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 17
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a mob of emus running on fresh concrete path
PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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