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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Coke turd flushed in a 5am raid

Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106

Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Roger Rabbit, on a banana skin, pushing Baby Herman's pram down the appartment steps in Toontown

JVQ | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than the cheese at the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling event

Geoff | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than than the speed of light, proving Einstein wrong.

Faroutman | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 83

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Divine Browne with Hugh Grant

DMC | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a greyhound with a jar of mustard.

ColonelT | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than terminal velocity

Layton | 21/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a bicycle with no brakes going down Bathwick hill

Elvin | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Vanessa Feltz at a slalom buffet

example | 20/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids

clownfish | 21/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than my grandad after he had a block of lard spread over his back.

R4GE VipeRzZ | 02/09/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Than a rabbit running down hill on a promise.

OI! YOU! | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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