Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as...

Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as one of Bill Gate's nostril hairs
Lang1702 | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 149
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Luke Skywalker after telling the bank clerk "You want to give me all of the money in the safe"
the force | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Emperor Palpatine was after his multiple insurance claims
Gadzooks | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as a battered, honey filled all-butter doughnut
spine shattering | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Jose Antonio Martin making a couple of phone calls...
Poostache | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Sepp Blatter after the World Cup bid
ohnoheditent | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as the Bride of Wildenstein's plastic surgeon...
Poostache | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Mel Gibson's local courts
roger | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as creosote
jan | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as an overrated, wife beating footballer...or Andy Carroll.
jonh | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Christmas Pudding
Gyro day | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as the owners of Megaphores.com
Bouncy Castle | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as weatherspoons chocolate fudge cake
Faroutman | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as a Columbian druglord. Crime pays people...
Demon66 | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
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Just one lottery win and I will be as rich as Paris Hilton but less skanky
Julian | 01/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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