This box of freshly picked apples is like...

This box of freshly picked apples is like the blue man group in camouflage hiding from the constabulary
Super Freaky | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 162
This box of freshly picked apples is like THE most premature cider possible
Grasshopper | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
This box of freshly picked apples is like telling the doctor to 'go effing screw yourself'...
Poostache | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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This box of freshly picked apples is like that box of dead babies in my garage
Zeugma | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68
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This box of freshly picked apples is like a constant phallic reminder of my insatiable virility
Bob | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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This box of freshly picked apples is like a chernobyl survivor's scrotum
Bebop | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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This box of freshly picked apples is like really hard to shoplift
Faroutman | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the same number of calories as this Twix
Rocksteady | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the world's biggest apple orgy
Shredder | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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This box of freshly picked apples is like a phrase that can be used to complete any sentence according to Megaphores
James | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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This box of freshly picked apples is like
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