Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

This box of freshly picked apples is like the blue man group in camouflage hiding from the constabulary

Super Freaky | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 160

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This box of freshly picked apples is like THE most premature cider possible

Grasshopper | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98

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This box of freshly picked apples is like telling the doctor to 'go effing screw yourself'...

Poostache | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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This box of freshly picked apples is like that box of dead babies in my garage

Zeugma | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68

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This box of freshly picked apples is like a constant phallic reminder of my insatiable virility

Bob | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63

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This box of freshly picked apples is like a chernobyl survivor's scrotum

Bebop | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44

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This box of freshly picked apples is like really hard to shoplift

Faroutman | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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This box of freshly picked apples is like the same number of calories as this Twix

Rocksteady | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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This box of freshly picked apples is like the world's biggest apple orgy

Shredder | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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This box of freshly picked apples is like a phrase that can be used to complete any sentence according to Megaphores

James | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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This box of freshly picked apples is like...

Finish the sentence!