Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like...

Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like somebody vomited in a bucket, left it for a few days, baked it in a turd case and served to be with a sprig of parsley
Lang1702 | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 146
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.
EddieB | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 141
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like each individual tastebud in my mouth got a massage WITH happy ending
Carlton | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like something I scraped off my car tyre
James | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burnt roadkill with grated fecal matter, done badly...
Poostache | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like ass.
Rikki Sixx | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like Zeus' semen
godlike | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you injected that deep fried chinchilla with a tiny piece of heaven
bib | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like burning
Ralph Wiggum | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like it needs more ketchup
Zeugma | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like failure
pokepoke | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like tuna and chocolate were always meant to be together
hot stuff | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like I just got teabagged by your dad
Cal Vin | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like licking a fat man's armpit
Toby Lerone | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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