A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of...

A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of not just any turd, but a freshly laid, extra nutty, fairtrade, M&S turd
Zeugma | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 160
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a runny dog turd that's been left in the air for a while, slightly crispy outside with a warm goo centre.
Yummay | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of any other 12 year old girl, we're not racist here you know
Numa Numa Guy | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a good stiff log from someone with a high fibre diet, who eats lots of nuts
Brownie connoisseur | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a lightly toasted widgety grub
R. Meares | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a baby's head
Evil | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 57
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a mouldy fleshlight
Bob | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a warm sticky wet gooey mess, simillar to the feeling your fresh ejaculation on a slighty saggy pair of breasts
fred | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a deep fried testicle
Umbongo | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of heaven, which is then described in detail by (insert woman of your dreams) in her sexiest voice.
Faroutman | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a bogey that you picked an hour ago but saved for crunching
Cuthwald | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a liberal democrat's policy. Hard on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside
andy wang | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a porridge vomit
bleurgh | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a week old cow pat
cpw | 02/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24

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